“Bad” Puns!

Sultan Shah

Ok, so this is a bit of a laid-back article. I don’t have anything controversial or time-restraining to talk about. What I do have to talk about, though, is much more important. And that is…


Yes, you heard correctly. This is my first article where I just spout out tons of puns, ranging from subjects such as History and Math to Chemistry (though the chemistry ones will be stated more periodically than others).

Ok, let’s begin.

  1. I’m extremely friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.

But I just don’t know Y.

  1. What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

  1. What superlative did Robert E. Lee get in high school?

Most likely to secede!

  1. What do you call a dinosaur who got hurt really badly?

A dino-sore!

  1. What do you call a dinosaur whose mom makes him clean his room?

A dino-chore!

  1. What do you call someone who makes too many bad dinosaur puns?

A dino-bore!

  1. If you think American sausages are bad, wait ‘till you try German sausages.

They’re the wurst.

  1. My friend tried bowling for the first time and won.

Apparently, it was right up his alley.

  1. Where do robotic clowns work?

At the circuits.

Ok, I’ll be completely honest: these were some pretty bad puns. I’ll admit I’m not the best at these and I may have rushed things a little bit. But hey, at least I didn’t mention any insect puns, because I know how much they *bug* people.




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